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Merrie Melodies "Christmas Rules"

Merrie Melodies "Christmas Rules"

 

"Christmas Rules" is a song sung in the christmas special "A Christmas Carol."

LyricsEdit

Bugs: Christmas time is here There's a tingle in the air

Daffy: I sat on a park bench'And froze my derriere


'Lola': We're all hanging stockings, drinking cocoa 'OMG It's snowing!

Foghorn : Santa's bringin' tons of loot' And we got Christmas spirit blowin

Bugs: It's the time of year We try to drop our negativity


Daffy: I just dropped a glitter bomb To make the town more Christmasy


Porky: Christmas time can be so hectic Shopping malls can b-b-be so rough


Speedy: But it's the best of all the holidays Because we get new stuff!

Lola: I got sick on Halloween


Tina : New Year's was an awful scene


Bugs: And Thanksgiving was a snore


Mac & Tosh: Christmas, Christmas, we want more


Tweety: Yuletide by the fireplace


Daffy: I am gonna stuff my face


Gossamer: Punch the clock and close the school That's the reason Christmas-

Everyone: RULES!

Bugs: All the buildings look like igloos


Daffy: White, majestic winter castles


Tosh: We can wear our Christmas sweaters


Mac: And our cool-offs with gold tassels!


Gossamer: This is why Christmas is great!


Sam: This ain't no time to playa hate


Porky: All you gotta have is faith


Daffy: What a lovely Christmas wraith


Bugs: {Talking} You mean "wreath"?


Daffy: {talking} No, I mean "wraith".

(A wraith (Grim Reaper)  dressed as Santa flies over the city on a dragon)

Porky: AHHHH!

Elmer:: My howiday depwession has been wifted by this wovewy sight


Tosh:: How can one be sad with 50,000 watts of Christmas light?

Lola: {Singing} There's so many holidays What the heck is Arbor Day?


Tina: I just know I work that day Gimme Christmas any day


Pepe: Yuletide by the fireplace


Daffy & Porky: (mouths full) I am gonna stuff my face


Gossamer: Punch the clock and close the schools Kids: That's the reason Christmas—


Everyone: RULES!

Lola: I love all the shiny balls


Lezah: Children bouncing off the walls


Sam: Blinkin' lights we got on sale


Foghorn: Silver tinsel by the bail


Bugs: Semi-frozen river skating


Elmer: Candy cane self-medicating


Daffy: Taking back gifts that we hate


Porky: Fifteen pounds of winter weight


Lola: Fluffy quilts with Christmas cats


Sam: Ten pound Russian winter hats


Mac: Fruitcakes that are gluten-free


Tosh: Eggnog by the gallon WEEEEEE!


Daffy: Brand new cars with giant bows


Marvin: Holiday-themed laser shows


Henery: Roasted chicken, Christmas trees


Speedy: Cheddar cheese nativities.

Everybody: CHRISTMAS KARAOKE BUS. HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO US!!!

TriviaEdit

  • This is the only Merrie Melodie that does not have the classic merrie melodies logo.

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